Is this a serious talk, mom?
Use this fucking slut
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Only one thing can get done around her
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Don't let it slip out again!
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Swallow, count and repeat
I'll help you get up, baby
Solid presentation prep, boss
I love your ideas, honey
I've been missing out